The Republic of Fake communism95 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.632 billion Fake communism95ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,926 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism95's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism95 is ranked 8,323^rd in the world and 378^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,294.53 on the Gilded Widget Scale.